Rectal Use Only Fluorescent Red Stickers - 1.5" x .375" with Permanent Adhesive - 500 Count

tdsails: Gotta love the expressions of folk's faces when they pick up something and see this sticker attached. Hours of cheap fun.

United States on Jan 26, 2023

Isaiah: These are hilarious. I've put them on beverage cans, toothpaste, and my college's hand sanitizer dispensers. Confused some prospective student tours lol. The roll isn't too bulky so I carry it around with me, should inspiration strike.

United States on Jul 12, 2022

ahh: Let me tell you all something. This is an amazing purchase. My manager is so upset because he has no idea where these are coming from 😆 I put them on absolutely every thing from the gas pump to the hot sauces at my work. Love it and I will buy more .

United States on May 22, 2022

Tony Ruscio: These stickers popped up as a recommended purchase for me. I said to my girlfriend, who was sitting next to me at the time, "why the hell does amazon think I would want rectal use stickers"? So after I purchased them 3 minutes later, the wheels started turning. The sheer scope of the ensuing shenanigans began to get clearer to me as I chuckled softly to myself. My girlfriend switched couches.
Fast forward a few weeks, and my life has never been more fulfilling. Various knick knacks and doodads around my house and workplace are now properly and hilariously labeled, some of which I know will not be discovered for years. Obscure kitchen implements, health and beauty items, power tools, hot sauce, coworkers lunches, industrial lubricants, and heavy machinery, just to name a few. The sense of anticipation you will feel is unmatched; knowing that at some unknowable point in the future, your carefully laid trap will ensnare it's victim in a web of confusion and hilarity. Nobody will ever grow weary of finding these stickers adorning their various belongings and heirlooms. "That rascal", they'll think, as they playfully shake their head and go retrieve their adhesive remover and...

United States on May 11, 2022

Scott Pederson: All I can say is, these were a BIG HIT at our HS reunion. Started with a couple of them attached to the table flatware. DJ Music and Open bar, and by the end of the night, this orange roll of stickers had made it around the room.
1) My HS friends all have a sick sense of humor. No really.
2) I suspiciously believe some of these will magically appear at my funeral years from now...
3) The hotel could have been mean, but we were responsible adults who kept these away from the kids' birthday party in the next room. I hope.

United States on Sep 07, 2019