Dessert Pies Review: Easy Sweet Fruit, Custard & Chocolate Pies for Parties & Potlucks
Last Sunday after church, I swung by H-E-B thinking I’d just grab tortillas and dip. Next thing I know? I’m staring at the bakery section like, “Do I really need a whole pie?”
Short answer: yes. Always yes. 😌
But instead of grabbing store-made, I decided to try one of those Dessert Pies kits + ready-made options from Amazon (because I’ve been on this “let’s pretend I’m a baker” phase lately).
Y’all… this turned into a whole situation.
🥧 The Vibe Check
When the package showed up, I was low-key skeptical.
But honestly?
Not bad at all.
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Crust: Pre-made pastry / bread dough style (some kits include both options)
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Fillings: Sweet options like fruit, custard, chocolate
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Extras: Some came with toppings like whipped cream mix or sauce packets
Everything looked clean, organized, and surprisingly giftable—like something you could bring to a potluck and not feel embarrassed about.
On my granite kitchen island?
👉 Pinterest-core vibes, not struggle meal energy.

🔥 Real-Life Stress Test (Potluck Pressure Is REAL)
Setup: Family Potluck – 95°F Outside
I decided to make:
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1 apple fruit pie
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1 chocolate custard pie
Baking Time
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Prepped both in about 20 minutes total
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Baked at 375°F for ~35 minutes
Quantifiable moment:
Two full pies, done in under 1 hour, while I was also making arroz and checking TikTok 😅
The Taste Test 👀
Alright… this is what matters.
Apple Pie:
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Sweet but not overpowering
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Crust came out flaky (I was SHOCKED)
Chocolate Custard Pie:
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Smooth, rich, borderline dangerous
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Topped it with whipped cream = instant crowd favorite
👉 Compared to homemade-from-scratch pies?
Not quite abuela-level… but honestly? Pretty dang close for the effort.
😅 The “Oops” Moment
So… I didn’t fully seal the crust on the first pie.
Halfway through baking, the filling started bubbling out like it was trying to escape 😭
Had to clean the oven after. Not cute.
👉 Lesson learned:
Take 2 extra minutes to seal those edges properly. TRUST.
🌶️ The “Spicy” Truth
Let’s keep it honest:
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You still gotta put in some effort
This ain’t microwave-and-done. You’re baking, measuring a little, and paying attention. -
Some fillings lean sweet-heavy
If you don’t like sugary desserts, certain options (especially chocolate) might be too much.
🛒 What the Amazon “Neighbors” Say
After going through reviews, here’s the real consensus:
What people love:
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Super convenient for parties and potlucks
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Great variety of flavors (fruit, custard, chocolate)
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Good value compared to bakery pies
What people complain about:
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Instructions can be vague
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Some crusts need extra baking time
👉 Overall vibe:
People are pleasantly surprised—and keep reordering.
🤠 Who Should Skip This?
Let me save you a little money:
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If you ONLY want fully ready-to-eat pies → just hit the bakery
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If you’re super picky about “from scratch only” → this might not hit
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If you hate baking even a little → yeah… pass
🏁 The Final Verdict
Heck Yes.
These Dessert Pies (kits + ready options) are a solid middle ground between store-bought and homemade.
👉 Compared to bakery pies?
Slightly less perfect—but way more fun and customizable.
👉 Compared to full homemade?
Way easier, way faster, still delicious.
Perfect for:
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Family parties
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Potlucks
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Impressing people without stressing yourself out